Soap, Soap

Soap, soap, I love you so.
You clean my body and rinse my elbow.
Soap, soap how slippery you are
you green solid square little bar.

Soap, soap, why do you keep slipping?
As the shower water keeps on dripping?
Soap, soap, you crash down to the floor after getting away from my hand.
This happens all the time, the process is so bland!

Soap, soap, will you stop falling from my grasp?
I yell this millions of times, my voice is really rasp!
Soap, soap, I bend and pick you up.
Then I stand back up.

Soap, soap, I smash you to the floor.
No more will I put up with your nonsense, no more!
Soap, soap, I hate you so much!
If it wasn't bad for me, I would eat you and munch, munch!
Soap, soap, your slipping days are over
I might even feed you to my dog Rover!

Soap, soap, why did you I have to kill you?
They should make you rougher, tougher, and more sticker... don't you think that's true?
Soap, soap, as the water bounces off the tile
I wonder why you had to be so vile.

Soap, soap, I think I have a solution.
If we put a rope on you, then it would be better for everyone's nutrition!
Soap, soap, I'll give you another try
I tied the rope on it and left it hanging high.

Soap, soap, let's try again some other time.
I'm glad I wrote this rhythm.


(No stealing, I have a lawyer and copyright.)

2012 Soap, Soap.

By Andrew.